Most humans play the mating game and all players have a strategy. Frank uses the brutally honest approach. Teak uses bull, sweet talk, and large lies, while Tim has a panic attack. Tina is mining for gold, and the virginal Una just wants to go home. The older Sally has been around the block, and now enjoys “IT” like a good game of golf. Chester has been bitten by the beava’ too many times and has beava’ phobia. The married couple is sickeningly in love until jealousy causes a declaration of war, and the bartender is full of wisdom that no one understands. In the end, two ‘unlikelys’ connect.
“the final print of this goofy feature-length
movie on the absurdities of being single is
ready for its big cinema showcase….
During the preliminary screenings last
year at the Loft Cinema, word got around
and the theater was sold out… judging by
audience response so far Briles’ handling
of this familiar subject has struck a Napoleon
Dynamite kind of response. On some level
just about everybody can relate.”
Movie has not been rated, but would probably receive an "R" for "Rowdy"
Adult language and brief nudity--running time 81 minutes
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